In the bedroom, you don't have an evil bone in your body Ñ well maybe one, but ... aw, never mind. The moral lessons you learned as a child really stuck Ñ we have a sneaking suspicion you're still haunted by the ghost of your parents' first sex lecture ("Heavy petting won't make you popular"). In bed, you're as generous as they come Ñ you always put your partner's needs ahead of yours. And your bedroom is a sacred temple. Overall, you're an enlightened sexual wonder. Just remember, it's okay to go nuts on your birthday.
Okay, admit it Ñ sometimes you'd rather avoid face-to-face conflict. Now, was telling us that to our face so hard? No. Being up front about any concerns as soon as you have them, rather than letting them build up and turn into, say, a tire-slashing incident, is a good thing. And it sure beats getting a reputation as someone with a taste for revenge. Sure, you probably wouldn't make a very good bouncer, but that's okay. Take comfort from the fact that, overall, we think you're just swell.
Your heart's a little dark, but your kindness makes up for any evil deeds (except for that stunt you pulled in elementary school Ñ yes, that one Ñ tsk, tsk, that was pure wickedness). But you can forgive yourself for coming off as a meanie, because if you were 100 percent sweet, you wouldn't be normal. So continue being considerate of others, and remember Ñ when you get cut off in traffic, it's okay to give the finger every once in awhile.
Hmm.. maybe I should redo that test..